Girl Gives Herself Cancer After Watching The Fault in Our Stars

We all hope to find love one day, some look for it in bars others look within their own friend groups but sadly one girl thought it would be a good idea to give herself cancer to emulate the movie The Fault in Our Stars and find love in a cancer patient' survival group. Sadly when she arrived it turned out the only people there were either greatly younger than her or dramatically older than her, but that didn't stop her, the first guy who gave her "the look" was poor old man Jeevus who sadly died from a heart attack caused from excessive exercise and wasn't able to be questioned about the statutory rape that he had committed.

But lucky for us we were able to get a hold of the young lady who murdered old man Jeevus but would like to remain anonymous. We asked why she did it and her only response was when he gave her that dead eyed look she couldn't resist making out and then instantly fucking him right there on the spot. When asked if that was a good choice she responded I'm not exactly the right person to ask if I make good decisions, I mean I got cancer to fall in love and committed manslaughter. When asked what she would do next in her life she explained she would spend the rest of her time as a secret super heroine C-Babe living out the rest of her days in jail and then she fell over convulsing on the floor drooling proclaiming all the men love her.

Now I guess we all can learn a lesson here today, finding love isn't like the movies and maybe giving yourself cancer is a terrible idea but we can all agree on one thing old man Jeevus was a dirty old man and deserved what happened to him.

Disclaimer: The events, characters and entities depicted in this blog are completely fictitious. And resemblance or similarity to any actual events, entities or persons, whether living or dead, is entirely coincidental.  

Rolling Stones Top 500 Albums Binge Part 3: The Stone Roses - The Stone Roses

This is why I wanted to do this binge, to discover new albums and artists. I'm glad it took only three albums to do this, even though after this it's back to well known stuff. And you know what I'm glad this one came so soon, it's the kinda alternative rock I've been looking for. I'm just pleasantly surprised that I found an album that I liked this much so early. It might just be how my taste in music is more leaning towards the more alternative scenes but I just can't get enough of this album.

Being alternative is so cool. 

Yeah ask my white headed friend behind you, 

he'll say the same thing!

But in all honesty next time I go to a music shop I'm going to keep a good eye out for this album. And I'm sad to say I'm not too excited for tomorrow's album just because it's one I've heard of already, but hey stay tuned for The White Stripes White Blood Cells.

Rolling Stones Top 500 Albums Binge Part 2: B.B. King - Live in Cook County Jail

Last time I didn't mention this but this time I've just gotta, I love that cover picture. That cover is letting you know that it's time to enjoy some damn fine music. B.B. King is awesome, this album is awesome. That's the shortest I can put it. But here's a confession of mine I'm not exactly a huge fan of live music, it's really hit or miss with me. But the good news is this one hits it straight out of the park.

But here's another confession on further listening I feel almost like I'm going to pass out. It's still an entertaining album it's just filled me up my Bluesometer to the max.

The Bluesometer is measured by how many beers it will take to

make everything "better"

I never had to stop and skip ahead with this album and was able to listen to it all the way through with no problems, but at the same time I found there was nothing all that spectacular for me in this record. Maybe it's just the blues talking but I think it's time to continue on this binge next time I'll be talking about The Stone Roses debut album.

Rolling Stones Top 500 Albums Binge Part 1: OutKast - Aquemini

I have set a challenge to listen to every album off of this list. I will be doing short reviews for each and every album and giving just my own personal opinion. To start it all off I begin with the 1998 album Aquemini by OutKast. Hip-hop really isn't my forte so truth be told I'm not this album's audience, but I'd be lying if I didn't admit I like this album. But that's really all I can say I wouldn't be able to tell you more about it since as I've pointed out already I don't know that much about hip-hop.

Pictured above, the most accurate reason 

why I don't listen to that much hip-hop.

And here's my quick track by track opinion because I have no clue what else to say about this album besides it's kicking:
1. Hold On, Be Strong: Pointless intro that can be skipped
2. Return of the G: Feeling pretty gangsta here
3. Rosa Parks: Probably the best track
4. Skew it on the Bar-B: I like Raekwon
5. Aquemini: What's my sign again?
6. Synthesizer: I like George Clinton
7. Slump: Good song, not my favorite but I like it
8. West Savannah: I take it back I think this is my favorite track
9. and 10. Da Art of Storytellin' Part 1 and 2: Wait no these two tracks are my favorites
11. Mamacita: The Hispanic part of me can't even like this garbage
12. SpottieOttieDopaliscious: Lol wat?
13. Y'all Scared: Should I be?
14. Nathaniel: Wait...what?
15. Liberation: I like Cee-lo and Erykah Badu
16.  Chonkyfire: Now that's an album ending

Well tune back soon for B.B. King Live In Cook County Jail

The Walking Dead 400 Days Review

Last year gave us an amazing game from Telltale Games, The Walking Dead. It was a heart felt story from beginning to end and one of the most memorable gaming experiences that won't soon be forgotten any time soon. Now in the wake of waiting for The Walking Dead Season 2, Telltale gives us a nice snack to keep us excited for the next season. Sadly this mini-sode isn't as satisfying as I would have liked.

It's exactly like a fin size candy bar, 

nice to have but oh so unsatisfying.

So this mini-sode is actually five different stories all taking place within 400 days and most are intertwined among each other with little set and plot pieces. Each story has a different main character with each one being very different from the next and also each one of the stories has a different style "gameplay" that is famous in The Walking Dead. When you play as Shel it's the take your time and slowly choose a path for role playing, but with Bonnie it's the fast paced avoiding the enemy kind of action. So each one has that nice Walking Dead feel to it.

Sadly they cut out the karting level.

Now for some bad news, as I said before it's unsatisfying. The length of each story is only about 20 to 30 minutes long. With a finishing time of about  2-3 hours which is pretty sad compared to the 4-5 hours of gameplay that's expected with each episode from season 1. But why lie, I really enjoyed playing through each character's story and wanted to see more of these characters. If this is what we have to expect with the upcoming season I'm pretty damn excited to see what's going to happen next.

Hopefully it's Clementine: Renegade Zombie Cop!

Jumping the shark seems like a good idea this soon.

So in retrospect it's a fun experience but it's too short for it's own good. It leaves you hungry for more point and click adventuring but at the end of the night it's a good five bucks spent to keep you excited for more Walking Dead. Walking Dead 400 Days get three Clementines out of five.